Fly Free
Please don't try to do this yourself. I am a badass. You are not.
I do stuff you've only dreamed of. I play guitar like a badass. I ride motorcycles like a BADASS. I sail boats like a badass. I paint portraits in oil and build furniture using traditional jointry techniques as well as tools that I made with my bare hands out of rocks and sticks; I am a badass.
I just might be able to help you. I can travel anywhere in the world to let you meet me. Seek and you will find.